everyone rags on dunk for not figuring out egg's a prince but if you were in london for the olympics and a small bald british child started annoying you would you assume that's prince george windsor second in line to the throne of the united kingdom. or would you kick the child.

i’m so kind but i’m so evil and bitter

i need a boyfriend. i need a girlfriend. i need to be single forever. i need a toxic situationship. i need a problematically older man to be homoerotically involved with. i need to have gay sex. i need no one to ever touch me ever again in any way. i need top surgery. i need a hug.

“lover you should’ve come over and you should be a man and you should be a top” sounds like it could’ve been a tumblr post of the year and it’s just something hudson williams riffed out in a teen vogue video

i feel high on drugs. but it's just gay people in love.