coming to terms w my existence

You know that thing would eat you if you died, right? *pointing to the false image of you that others perceive*

theyre taking me out back behind the shed presumably to give me a medal for my valor and heroism

🙂‍↕️ = head falling out of guillotine

"google ai" "spotify ai dj" "ai assistant" "enhanced by ai" what if i just start beating people over the head with a rock

why are all the actual real human jobs like baker and florist and childcare worker barely paying livable wages but the fake jobs like ai specialist boot licker or marketing campaign dick sucker making six figures

HEARTBREAKING: band you just discovered doesn't have any other songs that sound like that

theyre inventing Nothing. It's over

im supposed to be relaxing but i have something evil to say

everything is a circle so we’ll be right back