House of T'Soni

ONLY 2,206 FICS??? THEY'VE BEEN AROUND FOR 14 YEARS, 23 IF YOU COUNT THE BOOKS, AND THERE ARE ONLY 2K FICS ABOUT THEM? I'M DISAPPOINTED. THEY DESERVE MORE.

Ryder: You started this, I'm gonna finish it.

Pirate: Oh? You and what army?

Ryder: I'm really glad you volunteered to join our crew by the way.

Suvi: I am too. New galaxy and all I'm honored to be here.

Ryder: No I mean... I think you're cute and I like seeing you up here.

Suvi: Oh my goodness. Ryder!

Ryder: Also the accent. The accent is... I mean it's not the only thing but... uh...

Suvi: ...

Ryder: Okay I should just... Go over there to the piloting... thing.

*Jaal pretends to be asleep in the Nomad*

Peebee: Wow, Ryder... Are you sure? Here? Now?

Ryder, absolutely having no idea what's going on: Huh?

Peebee: But Jaal is right here. What if he wakes up... [moans loudly], oh screw it. I want you. Let's do it.

Jaal: Alright, pull over. I'll give you two some privacy.

Peebee: I KNEW YOU WERE FAKING IT!

Sam: *explains the toxic water on Kadara*

Drack: I bet I can drink it.

Lexi: Drack, you need to consume more protein.

SAM: Pathfinder, may we discuss your romantic attachment?

Drack: The crew doesn't know much about you.

Peebee: Yep. That's how I like it.

Drack: Then why are you telling me this?

Ryder: Okay these guys really starting to piss me off.

Jaal: He was always a veshaanan.

Ryder: Vesha-what?

Also this quote...

"Though you deserve death, there is no honor in vengeance. You must face the ghosts of your past, pater. And that is a fate worse than death."

Joker: How do you know when a turian is out of ammo?

Joker: What's the hardest part about treating a turian who took a rocket to one side of his face?

EDI: Now you must reactivate primary drive in engineering.

Joker: Argh! You want me to go crawling through the ducts again.

EDI: I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees.

Joker: ಠಿ⁠_⁠ಠ

Joker: Hey, take your time commander! We're all fine here. Unless the Geth, you know, look out a window.

Shepard: Geth don't use windows, remember. Structural weaknesses.

Liara: Truck!

Shepard: I know.

Liara: TRUCK!!!

Javik: In my cycle, we flensed food from our teeth with our own biotic abilities.

Liara: Their attacks are disorganized. They'd be more effective if they all attacked at once.

Shepard: Please don't give the mercs ideas.

Liara: [more troops arrive] The next wave looks like a big one.

Shepard: You just had to give'em tactical advice.

Liara: But now there'll be fewer left to deal with inside.