The Conversion of a Once Reluctant Cricket Fan

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Let’s go back to addressing each other by second name, so we can experience the unbearable intimacy of calling out our beloved’s first name when great distress momentarily makes us lose our restraint.

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liberal family members when a woman cuts her hair very short: I respect your decision but I can't lie, I think you look better with your hair longer. Is this just an experiment, do you think you'll grow your hair out after this? Again, I respect your decision, but I do think longer hair looks better than you. I think it is very important that, while I know I have no say in what you do with your hair, I need you to know that I think you look better with your hair long. Don't be offended, but it is of utmost importance that you understand that you look better to me when you have long hair.

My mother

turning and facing the shelves every time somebody walks by me in the grocery store like some kind of edwardian housemaid who’s not supposed to be seen or heard by her ladyship

nothing makes me more nervous than my bus taking a different route then it normally does like???? where are u taking me

hate to be the girl from "girls be like my baby🥺 about a man that looks like the dude from ratatouille" but dom bess IS my favourite victorian orphan boy in the england lineup

dom bess is a kind victorian orphan boy who can speak to animals and ollie pope is a menace victorian orphan boy who growls at passers by

i hope this email finds you a broken husk of a man