That's not how the force works!

the problem with winter is that its winter every day but the problem with summer is that its summer all day

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not enough secret gardens and hidden passageways and bookshelves that open to a mysterious library these days. get working on that girls.

on it boss

trapped in the catacombs boss

i have tested positive for tzatziki

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

Took Ollie to the vet today. And I'm not gonna say who. But ONE of us had a panic attack immediately after the checkup and wouldn't get out of the sink

My favorite brand of people are musicians who hear Rush Fucking E, which isn't technically meant to be played by a human at all, and immediately picking up their instrument and going 'bet'.

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its so beautiful to see a coworker high as fuck on the clock