Self Love//Self Worth

I love when someone casually mentions their messed up sleep schedule or that they haven’t eaten anything but popcorn all day and their friends immediately go “YOU TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF RIGHT NOW OR I’M GONNA PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH”

sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the people out here tryna get jobs

reblogging for yall bc the shit worked for me lol

Karma will pop me if I don’t

Sometimes I think about the fact that I married a man who once crashed a high society wine tasting and said “mmm… grapey” after each one 

it’s funny how when ur hangin out with people who think ur straight and they suddenly say something really heteronormative to u and ur just like “lol, ye s. i the straight person. the straight person that is me. me. straight.”

Life is too short to pretend you’re not into some kinky shit.

I love that clingy shit shows me u really rocking wit me hard

*sees someone looking at their partner with genuine love and care* need me a freak like tht

me, laying on top of my significant other: hey

if I was a flower I’d be a rose somebody stepped on a few times