slasher flick again

my me hurts

What if we were two horrid little beasts in a medieval illuminated manuscript

sing, o muse, of the supermassive black hole

when i was a kid i found a pen that had a woman on it that if you turned it upside down her clothes would come off. i hid it in my room and in brave moments i would flip it over and over and over. one day i got so ashamed that i brought it to a field and buried it

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

“must everything be homoerotic” no. but many things are, you will find

and if not, rest assured. I will find a way

i have a bunch of disgusting ideas if anyone's interested

i just learned my destiny

does anyone want to trade with me

horny guy from 100 years ago: i think i hauve spanish flu

you will see something that the us military has done and it will be the most horrifying thing in the world. something that should be the catalyst for a complete upheaval of the system, for riots in the streets, for national mourning periods and rewritten textbooks and decades of reparations. and the whole time it's just a normal day for them. they did something like it yesterday and they'll do it again tomorrow. the lucky ones even get to come home and spend the rest of their lives getting discounts at the movies and applause at baseball games. and if you try to express any this to the average person irl they will act like you shot their dog in front of them