me 'n my bud the Void™

when i die i’m going to get a qr code engraved on my headstone and if you scan it it’ll take you directly to a livestream of my decaying body within the coffin

i will also instruct my grandchildren to take previous recordings i made before i died of the empty coffin and occasionally intersperse them into the livestream so it looks like i periodically vanish, such as on full moons

I love the moon!!!! she follows me everywhere to make sure I’m safe

admit it, we’ve all fantasised about slow-dancing in the kitchen barefoot in our pyjamas at 2am in the arms of someone we love while old romantic jazz songs play softly on the radio

I can’t believe I’m me, of all people

i can’t tell if this is supposed to be positive or negative and i think the first thing you read it as says alot about you

like who ISN't having a strange and confusing time w/ intimacy and the physical experience

on god we gon get you one good movie kiss bro.

i’m cute and worthy of love