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NICKNAMES I THINK ILYA HAS GIVEN SHANE: handsome, sweetheart, baby, babe, darling, good boy, pretty boy, vesnushki (freckles), tigryenok (tiger cub), vishnya (cherry), lyubimyy (beloved), shchenok (puppy), malen’kiy sverchok (little cricket), printsessa (princess), moy pomidor (my tomato), malysh (baby), kotonok (kitten), milyy mal’chik (sweet boy), muzh (husband)
NICKNAMES SHANE HAS GIVEN ILYA: rozanov
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Yes, the fics where Ilya goes to Shane's game in his jersey are cute and romantic. But why has no one even considered:
Ilya: this guy is cute, I should start a stationary bike race so he knows I want to get sweaty together
Ilya: that didn’t quite work. Maybe I should just give him the eye? While I tell him I hope he likes his new city?
Ilya: okay. But surely if I make him drink from my water bottle and brush his fingers when passing it over…?
Ilya: call him pretty. To his face. No way he can miss that
Ilya: desperate measures, I’ll have to tell him I orchestrated this whole ad campaign just so I could see him again
Ilya: WHAT IF I STARTED JERKING OFF IN THESE COMUNAL SHOWERS?
I do like to imagine Shane going 'I can do casual sex, ive been having casual sex for a long time.' Then getting some hook up, having casual sex and going 'what the fuck was that????' Because its not intensely romantic undernegotiated kink sex with his partner of nearly a decade. He like hooks up with a handful of guys that he just thinks are bad at sex and comes to the conclusion that Ilya must just be a god at sex, when really the other people ilya is hooking up with are not getting the Shane treatment, its just the two of them being freaks for each other.
I love how holly black took the ‘brooding and mysterious love interest who is a jerk but is secretly in love with the mc” and instead of making a charismatic asshole with a six pack she made a pathetic loser boy who is drunk all the time, can’t fight, and wants nothing to do with the main plot.
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Help us fund this funky softcover edition of Winter's series of short stories featuring queer knights: PRISM KNIGHTS!!
The stories are a bit of a 6 shades of Gay situation where each colour of the rainbow follows a different queer identity in the shape of knights and royals. They're a messy bunch. Here's our quick pitch of the series at cons:
Coqelicot -- a redux of Rapunzel featuring evil lesbian knights. Bronze -- a redux of The Princess & The Pea featuring a nonbinary, ace knight caught in a time loop. Lamplight -- a redux of Beauty & The Beast featuring a trans knight learning to love and forgive herself. Juniper -- a redux of Cinderella featuring a tragic gay knight running from his past and right into a blacksmith's arms~ Sapphire -- a redux of Sleeping Beauty featuring a polyam ship between a dragon (she/her), a knight (she/they) and a royal (they/them)~ Velvet -- a redux of 12 Princesses featuring a bisexual knight overcoming grief.
We're funding a softcover anthology version of the series and I get pretty much nothing but high praise from folks who have read (and reread???) these books time & time again! We'd love to get your support for the project this time around (or a bit of a share if its something you want to see even more of)!
Check it out here!
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Jude:
Cardan:
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nobody's doing it like judecardan i fear
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this dress is not being talked about enough 😭
what do you mean he personally had it made and delivered for herrr????
imagined her wearing it??????
IMAGINED HER DANCING WITH HIM WHILE WEARING IT?????
SOMEONE SEDATE ME‼️
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The fact that cardan can't lie and he said "“I’d be delighted,” when jude asked him to dance with her as queen of mirth. Jude surely missed the hint that dancing with her wasn't tormenting him instead it was delighting him.
I have a feeling that Cardan is the kind of person who asks Jude EVERYTHING THAT IS GOING ON while watching the movie for the first time.
Cardan: "who is that?"
Jude: "the main character"
Cardan: "where is he going?"
Jude: "i don't know"
Cardan: "who are these people?"
Jude: "i don't know"
Cardan: "why is he doing that?"
Jude: "i don't know, ask him yourself"
Cardan: "I'm not falling for that again-"
no book couple does enemies to lovers better than jude and cardan
Cardan after the wicked king ending: am i in trouble?
Jude: Take a guess
Cardan: no?
Jude: Take another guess
Bomb: Cardan, you’re the High king of Elfhame
Cardan: that’s my side job.
Bomb: then what do you actually do for a living?
Cardan, smiling: being Jude’s man-wife
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cardan, about Jude in The Queen of Nothing: oops, sorry that's my wife, Jude, yeah Jude Duarte? that's my wife actually, did i forget to mention she's my wife? oh before you forget shes my wife, oh yah actually you know what's interesting she's my wife, oh are you drinking water? you know who else drinks water? my wife, Jude Duarte yeah sorry that my wife wife wife wife wife wife wife wife wife wife wife wife wife wife wife wife wife wi-
