Battlefield.

Alright, you’re no fun.

Well I do live for messing with you, so yes.

I would say blessed.

I think it’s you who is blessed with me.

Why would I ever?

And you’re the man I love, I’m fucked.

D2B, I’m telling you.

You never stop, do you?

Not when it’s being rude.

Well that’s not fair, I love your dick when it’s being mean.

You love my ass.

I’m gonna withhold my really nice dick from you now. Have fun in your shower.

That’s fine, your dick is only fun when my vagina is around. See ya, puto.

I didn’t think this through.

You’re such a dork. I’m gonna go get naked now and you’re not allowed.

Close your eyes.

Alright weirdo, they’re closed.

You really wanna go right now.

Maybe I really do, whatcha gonna do about it?

I see you’re fittin’ to fight right now.

One broody moment? Oh, you’re cute.

I gotta go stare at a wall since I won’t be invited to that.

Well I was going to invite you, but you can certainly stare at a wall if you’d like.

I’m gonna go take a shower.

You know exactly why.

Just forget I said anything.

You know it’s not that simple.

Why can’t it be? Even if it was for only a day.