Larckol

Concept designs for Conquest (one of the four horseman)

Tied a police officer to a bear

Got peer pressured into getting married

Showed up to a duel and then asked his second how to fire a gun because he had literally never fired a gun

Said oh yeah thanks for the reminder on how to shoot the gun

Shot the other guy and won the duel, though of course immediately felt bad

Became a Freemason. Was told, don't tell what we do, this is a secret society. Promptly described everything they did. (That one's on Tolstoy lol)

Walked into an active war zone just to kinda "see what was going on"

Decided he was gonna straight up kill Napoleon

“… all at once an angel touched him and said, “Get up and eat.” 6 He looked around, and there by his head was some bread baked over hot coals, and a jar of water. He ate and drank and then lay down again.” - 1 Kings 19: 5-6

Maybe that was the first angel cake

A little while, and you will see me no longer. Again in a little while, and you will see me.