Chaotic Scalpel Boy

I can't just appear without any proper introduction (i think this isn't even proper)

Hi, Im Danna.

And today im with my Oc, Xaine :p

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Irl:

Name: Danna/Cai

Age: 15 (in the creation of this post)

From: Philippines 🇵🇭

Birthday: 04/18

Stuff i like: Seals, Medicine, Funny stuff, being alone , something Dolce & Gabbana wtv, Sitcoms, I don't know I can't remember.

Fandoms: Hollow Knight/Silksong, Jsab, The Amazing World Of Gumball, Hazbin/Helluva, THE HENRY STICKMIN COLLECTION, Undertale

Things i dont like: Imperfections (which sadly i can't avoid), being inconsistent (which i am), Political Issues/Corruption, Bad people

Short Lore about me: I used to be a youtuber, i deleted my first tumblr account, im an "iskolar ng bayan" (the nation pays for my education), i want to be a General Surgeon 😂😂😂😂😂

Oc:

Full Name: Xaine Copperbottom (Alias Ninety)

Parents: Reginald Copperbottom, Some random kindergarten teacher Reginald accidentally banged 23 years ago (???)

From: Literally where Reginald is, or maybe Britain, whatever works.

Age: 23

Birthday: 06/21 (Day i created my youtube channel)

Stuff that she likes: Burt Curtis, Makeup, Literally being a blonde (she's not blonde) and a bitch, Pearls, Snakes

Stuff that she doesn't like: Sven Svensson, Sven Svensson, Sharks, Sven Svensson, and me.

Short Lore: She dropped out of Medschool to help out the Toppats, she wanted to be a Dermatologist. she's not an influencer, she just loves herself so much. She's a daddy's girl, literally anybody even you or me could hate her, She's actually just a mistake but Reginald decided to keep her. and she's inxaine.

Stateside + Sven Svensson (By: Reginald Copperbottom & Sven Svensson)

this is by far the most craziest sketch i made so far. i think, bruh.

"Im flying intercontinental with you"

THEY'RE FLYING THE AIRSHIP INTERCONTINENTALLY WHILE DOING CRIMES RAH

PS: THIS IS NOT A SHIP, THIS IS NOT A SHIP. THIS IS NOT A SHIP, IYKYK.

how do you accidentally bang someone

in the intro post you said reginald accidentally banged someone

please I NEED TO KNOW THE CONTEXT

someone probably asked this if so lowkey slime me out

this was rushed and i definitely think this comic has no context too because i was rushing so i could just eat my beloved hotdogs 😔

for more context:

Reginald a year ago before Xaine was born (So..24 years ago) , He was still only a member of the Toppat Clan and not yet the leader, the leader being Terrence Suave that time. After doing a crime somehwere in London, he decided to take a hit at a downtown bar. Where he met a very beautiful woman (I don't know how he find that beautiful considering they're stickmins but i almost have no logic in my lore)

Well while he talked to the woman, they were drinking. The woman was a claims she's a teacher and she claimed she was really great with Kids that's why she became a teacher. Reginald probably having a bad childhood and a very horrible teacher back then, he just said he doesn't believe her and thinks teachers are bad with kids. The teacher told him she could demonstrate how she would take care of a child if she had a child with her but this was a bar so of course she couldn't.

Reginald says something like if she doesn't have a child with her right now then they could just make one 💔 the teacher liked the idea so they had a 1 night stand (😔)

Well after that night stand and they're both still not in their right minds, Reginald offered his name to her and gave him his number and said he'd wait 9 months to see how she can handle that kid. The teacher just laughs him off and says whatever, and Reginald needed to go so yeah he left her there.

Thing is during the gestation period (in those 9 months) Reginald CHANGED HIS NUMBER so he could protecc himself from the government and forgot he made a deal with that woman. When the child, Xaine, was born The woman tried to call Reginald but it wouldn't reach him. She decided she'd just raise this kid by herself, well... which she couldn't and she hated crying babies and she found out Xaine had G6PD which she definitely hates because she liked stuff with soy and peanuts. She finds out Terrence was overthrown by Reginald and is the new leader of the Toppats via News, so she tracks Reginald down just to... dump the kid with her

Tldr: he had a one night stand with a teacher and that was the most irresponsible thing they both did.

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KAPAG MAY NAKITANG DO NOT BLACK THE DRAYBWAY, WAG KAYONG HAHARANG. ENGOT. (IF YOU GUYS SEE A "DO NOT BLOCK THE DRIVEWAY" SIGN, DO NOT BLOCK THE DRIVEWAY. STUPID.)