THE VAMPIRE LESTAT | 3.05 "NEW YORK"

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THE VAMPIRE LESTAT | 3.05 "NEW YORK"

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this was so funny akasha couldnβt stand marius fr π
I once did press for an artist who had their own tv show and people would constantly ask if Iβd seen it (I had not) and everything weird that would happen on stage would get excused away in my mind like βoh, itβs probably a plot line on the tv showβ or βthat stranger in the crowd they keep focusing on is probably a character from the showβ and I can imagine in universe itβs the same for Lestat and Interview With The Vampire. Especially when Lestat calls out Armand and sings Big Boss. I can just image the venue staff whispering to each other like βIs this a tie in with the book? I didnβt read it.β Some of the more social staff members directly ask fans what the whole book is about and how it ties into the show theyβre about to watch, nodding along, pretending to understand the Loustat drama. The funniest part would probably be when they get home, look up the book, and find out Lestat is not a rockstar in it making this whole act so much more confusing.
Lestat going through the extremely relatable situation where no one trains you for your new job and then you get in trouble for not knowing how to do the job
Louis: yeah so i've been paying this girl in like a sugar daddy situation except its to be claudia except its not not kind of got a weird vibe because she's hooking up with a friend of hers who pretends to be madeleine and i held her hand while she was forcibly frozen and i don't know if that's weird or not Lestat: I got shot like six times last month Louis: this isn't about you

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why is no one talking about this pleaseeee
Armand showing up to the bowling alley saying βitβs meβ is so funny. Thank you for that Armand, I thought it was Santiago.
the funniest part of the vampire lestat right now is that lestat is publicly expressing his feelings through music while louis is making passive income from it
Lestat saying "The next time someone tries to murder me pick up the phone" probably means "At least try to make it seem you like care and call me when I am hurt"
But my angst soul chooses to believe Lestat tried to call Louis and he ignored him
no like lestat being angry/hurt that louis didnβt answer his calls/check on him after he was shot and STILL dropping everything because louis said he needs him. he dropped everything and immediately went to louis and went in to see if itβs her. oh my loustat

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Everyone was insane in this episode. I could show this to someone who never watched the show before and they would be like "Okay I see your taste in fictional men is delusional" and they would be right πββοΈ
Armand is like: "I shall write a honest apology to all who I have wrongedποΈ" "My fledgling hates me πΏ" "Lestat invites me to a concert personally after teasing me with his hotness this is going better than expected π€©" "I am actually Carrie at the prom β€οΈβπ₯π" "I am not mid πΏ" "Daniel stay away from this man he is dangerous πΏ, I love you you don't need Lestat π₯Ί"
Meanwhile Lestat is like: "Fuck the police π£οΈ' "Mom where are you????????? πΏ PLS COME BACK DON'T LEAVE ME π" "Fuck your geriatric sick ass Daniel π" "Oh the gremlin is here time to have a hot showerπ©ΈππΏ" "Come to my show loser it will be fun I am totally not Regina George π " "Hey everyoneeee this is Armand π«΅ he mercy killed my mentally ill lover for me he is also veeeeeeery MID in bed π£οΈπ£οΈπ£οΈ" "Mom where are you????????? πΏ PLS COME BACK DON'T LEAVE ME π"
Then Daniel is going insane by flip-flopping intense emotions: "I hate you fall off a cliff π₯ but I love you πΉ but I hate you swallow acidπ₯ but I love youπΉ pls play evil mind games with me again I miss it π₯Ί"
And Louis just left the land of reality completely: "Step 1: I will super casually talk to this girl π" "Oh fuck I have to bite this cheap burger fuck π" "Okay just tell her you like her vibes as a platonic gay man don't fuck this up Louis π" "You remind me of my dead daughter I am also a vampire from this book ππ₯Ί" "Oh no she's telling me to fuck off, wait poor girl I have money I can throw at your problems pls reconsider πΈ" "Okay I shall fuck off. Nevermind I'm back yaaay she accepted this is very normal and nothing bad will happen I am nailing this π"
(Daniel Molloy continues to be the most normal one here simply bc his opposition is so batshit)
Oh... Louis calls Lestat because he is still the only one he trusts... Oh my heart...
#REAL
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