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I donât know who Megan Kelly is but I wanna piss her off
dis bitch
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Iâd PISS ON HER tbh
btw Saint Nicholas, whom Santa Claus is based on, was a black guy
and we donât know exactly what jesus looked like, but hereâs an artistic reconstruction of an average 20-something male from his ethnic group at the time
DOES THIS LOOK FUCKING WHITE TO YOU
I want this post everywhere
jesus was represented more or less accurately as an ethnically jewish arab man up until the reign of pope alexander vi, in the late 15th century. since he was viciously persecuting roman jews during this time, alexander wanted to make them less sympathetic to the public, and did so in part by ordering that portrayals of jesus be based off of his son, cesare borgia.
the reason âjesus is whiteâ is because someone purposefully attempted to alter the perception of history to benefit his goal of persecuting a targeted ethnic group.
Wow, more proof the Borgias were trash.
Hereâs another âself-madeâ billionaire that nobody is talking about
Pat McGrath became a billionaire when Kylie Cosmetics was worth $800 million. Yet the media was still obsessed with âKylie is almost a self-made billionaire!â rather than talking about this woman who already was an actual self-made billionaire.
Never forget: twice as good for half the credit.
yesâŚ911? i just witnessed someone get annihilated with a savage 47-hit combo

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wow i love this
One of the truest things Iâve ever heard is that people who say theyâre âbrutally honestâ are more interested in the brutality than the honesty.
THIS.
Petition for Chris Evans to put on the captain America outfit and physically fight Donald trump
If you follow his twitter, I think he is like *this close*
Mewtwo through the years (1996 â 2019)
I want to apologise to
- Britney for making fun of her when she had her breakdown
- Monica Lewinski for judging her when she was a 22year old temp sexually assaulted by the most powerful man in the world
- Ke$ha for ever thinking she was trashy when all she wanted to do was make party music
- Kristen Stewart for ever thinking she was dumb when sheâs actually one of the coolest people ever
- Megan Fox for ever thinking she was just a slut when actually she was an actress being harassed by her employer.Â
- Hating all the women who made a career out of having a hot body. Being is shape is hard, beauty is a weapon and auto promotion is hard work.Â
- All the Mary-Sues, who exist because young girls everywhere want to be part of a story they love so much
- All the female characters I ever snobbed because they got in the way of my ship.
- Hating the color pink during my teenage years, when itâs actually a lovely color and what I resented was societyâs pressure to perform femininity.Â
-All the women of color in media and art I underestimated so fucking badly for so long because everyone around me was racist and I didnât question it until I was a young teenager. No one should be gushing about Ariana Grande or Katy Perry about âLGBT representationâ instead of fucking Janelle Monae or Hayley Kiyoko.

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About ½ of your friends probably donât think of you as their friend. Climbing the social ladder causes a lot of one- sided friendships, because those lower on the ladder often claim to be friends with people who are higher up, while those at the top are more selective about who they consider to be in their circle. Basically, no matter where you land on the ladder, you have more fake friendships than you think you do. Source Source 2
End tweet: ââŚI would probably be somewhere in the middleâ and like. WHAT.â
Hereâs the source, itâs from his biography âThe Good Neighborâ
COME THROUGH MS TWENTYBITEEN
Peach has lived most of her life in castles filled with lava
She spent her vacation hot-tubbing it up in an active volcano
She has been kidnapped to space
And the one time she actually got pissed off, she starred in her own game and rescued everyone with the power of emotion.
You think a tiny little laser explosion will break that iron princess demeanor?
Bitch, please.
Peach will wreck you.
#iâm just trying to get through this
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*gets penalty* âthatâs bullshitâ *watches replay* â.. yeah okayâ
This is flawless. I canât stop watching.

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best thing i learned today:Â âThe Loud Americanâ role in Japanese businesses
nobody asked but imma explain anyway
no idea how it came up, but my programming prof was talking about his friend who works for Nintendo Japan whoâs secondary role is The Loud American, and my prof explained what that was and how it came about
see, in Japan you do not talk back to your boss. you just donât, even if they have stupid ideas and want the company to act on them. Like Nissan did sometime back. But since the other employees couldnât do anything about this terrible idea that would ruin the company, they called in an American who had no reservations about telling the boss that their stupid idea was a stupid idea
and thatâs just become a role in Japanese businesses, where they keep an American on staff who plays up the American stereotype and tells the boss what the Japanese employees canât or wonât out of societal norms
dream job.
How much do they pay per hour for me to sit around and every so often storm into the bosses office and call his ideas stupid as fuck?