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lando liking hate comments on his instagram…brother put the phone down. take a deep breath. call a friend.
Lando:*standing on top of a table*
Oscar: why are you up there?
Lando: well, this is my garage too, Oscar. I can stand wherever I want.
Oscar: where's the spider?
Lando: under the table, please get rid of it.
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landoscar || 12.4k || M || [3/6] - read on ao3
“Do you always do that?” Lando asks.
Oscar frowns. “Do what?”
“Look at people, like, so intensely.” Lando grins.
Oscar chuckles. “You’re just nice to look at, supermodel.”
Lando cringes immediately. “Don’t call me that.”
“Why not?”
“Not true, is it.” Lando leans back in his chair, tucking his chin back into his scarf.
“Might be, one day.” Oscar says, and relishes in the way that Lando flushes.
“Sure, when Vogue calls me up I’ll let them know I have a photographer in mind.”
or
Oscar is a photographer for an up-and-coming fashion studio. Lando walks in for a casting.
chapter three for your eyes!!
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Landoscar rpf one shot and short-form fic library
As a long time reader and enjoyer of the Lando Norris/Oscar Piastri relationship tag on AO3, I write here to you, to compile a resource of my personal one shot or short-form recommendations for both new and old fans alike. My word use of 'short-form' is slightly generous, as some of these works are substantial, but these are all fics under 40,000 words. For fics over 40,000 words, please see the rpf long-form library. These of course are works that adhere to my syntactical and other writing preferences, you yourself may not share these; if that is the case, please remain respectful to both the writers and myself. If you enjoy any of my recommendations, share your love to the very talented and dedicated writers via kudos, bookmarks, gifts, positive comments, etc!
I have tried to include the author's personal tumblr @'s, but please let me know if I have missed any and I will update with the new information promptly. Also, if I am yet to include a fic that you have read and enjoyed, comment it below and I will read it myself and add it to the list.
As a warning, some of these fics include explicit sexual content and should not be read by those of you who are under 18. Please follow AO3 guidelines. An additional disclaimer: if you choose to interact with these works and show some appreciation please ensure that you adhere to general rpf rules [i.e. do not share in non-fandom spaces (X, tiktok, instagram etc) as to make sure that any real life people or their friends and family, do not have to see their fictional and speculative counterparts].
Quite Something by @igfirecrotch Words: 35,734 | Chapters: 4/4 | Rating: M (Mature)
[extract] Cute boy, expensive champagne, it all suddenly made sense. Or, the one where Lando tries to fix his broken heart with fun, flirting, and very bad decisions.
call me by your name by limabima (@likepilotlights on tumblr) Words: 7,779 | Chapters: 1/1 | Rating: E (Explicit)
[extract] “Yeah?” Oscar closes his eyes, again, again. He can’t keep looking at Lando beneath him or he’ll die, he’ll burn up like a comet. Lando’s hand is wrapped round his wrist, stroking softly with one thumb. “Wanted to fuck me like a big romantic but won’t even tell me your name?”
on call by 140445 (@unlapped on tumblr) [restricted access] Words: 13,040 | Chapters: 2/2 | Rating: M (Mature)
L: Then why'd you call a phonesex hotline? Oscar: I told you, mate. I got stood up. Thought this was Liam from the bar last night.
I'm Happy, I Don't Need Your Love (But I Want You) by smexy4you Words: 30,164 | Chapters: 1/1 | Rating: M (Mature)
In which Oscar has been in love with his friend and next-door neighbour for as long as he can remember—unfortunately, Lando has a girlfriend. Oscar tries to move on but unrequited love has sharp edges, and every attempt to let go just leaves him bleeding quietly behind closed doors. Oscar starts to wonder if loving Lando from afar is all he’ll ever get.
uncertainty principle by corsi (@mecachrome on tumblr) Words: 15,030 | Chapters: 1/1 | Rating: T (Teen And Up Audiences)
[extract] Lando Norris is not immune to karting prodigies and their unfairly attractive fathers. Thus begins a modern love story.
one step closer (and i'm real) by @passengerprincipessa [restricted access] Words: 10,052 | Chapters: 1/1 | Rating: E (Explicit)
[extract] Oscar's an F1 driver who's never been with a man. Lando's the escort he hires to help change that.
got teeth? by 140445 (@unlapped on tumblr) [restricted access] Words: 9,065 | Chapters: 1/1 | Rating: E (Explicit)
[extract] “Yeah,” Lando encourages. He’s completely normal about it. “Talk to me.” Or, Oscar is bad at dirty talk, Lando helps him out.
2 hands by lxuifineline Words: 21,435 | Chapters: 2/2 | Rating: E (Explicit)
Post-WCC celebrations get a little out of hand — too much champagne, too many lingering touches, and Lando can’t stop thinking about the way Oscar’s hand fits perfectly around his waist.
Never have I ever by @mctwinkdom Words: 13,008 | Chapters: 1/1 | Rating: E (Explicit)
[extract] "Never have I ever… done anal,” Lando smirks before immediately taking a swig, with a cocky raise of the eyebrow. Oscar looks flushed, awkward, and it fills Lando with a sadistic playfulness. "Hum you mean like… giving it or taking it?”
parallel lines by 140445 (@unlapped on tumblr) [restricted access] Words: 15,620 | Chapters: 1/1 | Rating: E (Explicit)
Oscar knows parallel lines don’t intersect. They drift next to each other, endlessly.
Fidget Ring by smexy4you Words: 30,944 | Chapters: 2/2 | Rating: M (Mature)
In which rising F1 star Lando Norris and top student Oscar Piastri cross paths in school—and years later in a courtroom, where old feelings and second chances collide.
love along the way by 14CookiesGone (@gaslybottoms on tumblr) Words: 10,069 | Chapters: 1/1 | Rating: E (Explicit)
[extract] “Thought you could make use of these.” Lando doesn’t move, doesn’t acknowledge that he’s even heard Oscar, but his body tenses up again until Oscar steps away. Deep down, Oscar wants to do more, hates to see people in the industry suffer even though Lando’s not exactly being treated badly, but it’s clear to him that Lando doesn’t want him there.
STR8 Aussie Guy Gets WRECKED by Hung British Twink, FIRST TIME by oztri (kalimark) (@oztri on tumblr) Words: 16,640 | Chapters: 1/1 | Rating: E (Explicit)
When jerking off with your clearly straight, clearly uninterested roommate/best friend goes a bit differently than how you thought.
LNSG by @glasscushion Words: 11,716 | Chapters: 2/2 | Rating: E (Explicit)
[extract] There's one of Oscar in his race suit, taken from below. Some group shots. The pit crew and the MCL39 glinting in a perfect beam of Friday afternoon sun. Palm trees and tarmac and… well, Lando. “Interesting silhouette you’ve got going on here,” Oscar mumbles around a mouthful of granola bar.
Hidden Lines of Codes & Chequered Flags by sofarawayfromme [restricted access] Words: 15,928 | Chapters: 1/1 | Rating: M (Mature)
[extract] The guy sitting cross-legged on the floor near the bookshelf, in jeans that looked too comfortable to be fashionable and a knitted jumper that made him look like he’d wandered in from a chilly night out. He had dark brown hair that curled at the ends and a focused kind of presence, like someone listening intently to a song only he could hear. Oscar.
the sun (in your eyes) by wisteriagoesvroom (bobaheadshark) (@wisteriagoesvroom on tumblr) [restricted access] Words: 11,306 | Chapters: 1/1 | Rating: M (Mature)
[extract] hi, Here's a florist!Oscar and advertising-agency!Lando AU.
Delicate by @brklynvannn [restricted access] Words: 37,517 | Chapters: 11/11 | Rating: M (Mature)
It was meant to be nothing more than a favor for an old friend. Lando in a suit, his camera clicking through borrowed vows under the soft hush of the English countryside. He never planned for Oscar. All gentle smiles and an unspoken steadiness, the sort of trouble that drifts in unnoticed, settles beneath your ribs, and whispers stay when you’re certain you shouldn’t.
fulfill me up like a prophecy by higgsbosonblues (@freeuselandonorris on tumblr) [restricted access] Words: 5,546 | Chapters: 1/1 | Rating: E (Explicit)
[extract] Celebrations after Lando signs his contract extension.
something dumb to do by peachbellini (@peachbel1ini on tumblr) [restricted access] Words: 9,766 | Chapters: 1/1 | Rating: E (Explicit)
Ten minutes after he gives his speech, Lando goes into hiding. He can tell he’s got keg juice on his suit trousers already, seeping in wet at the crack of his arse, but he doesn’t care. This is where he lives now, in the grim back alley behind Henley-on-Thames’ premier riverfront country wedding hotel, sitting on an empty barrel of Carlsberg.
i wanna kiss you on the bed and on the floor by @igfirecrotch Words: 20,563 | Chapters: 6/6 | Rating: E (Explicit)
[extract] 5 times Oscar is convinced he can keep things under control with Lando. And the one time he admits he doesn’t want to.
from my body, flowers shall grow by @sincerelylancelot Words: 16,525 | Chapters: 1/1 | Rating: E (Explicit)
Lando is bathed in the glow of the setting sun, his face alight with wonder. He looks so alive, so vibrant, and for a moment, Oscar is the one who forgets to breathe. Yet, he knows that if he pressed his ear to Lando’s chest at that moment, there would be no sound, no movement—just the stillness of death.
if i'm turning in your stomach by scapegoat (prozac) Words: 26,170 | Chapters: 1/1 | Rating: E (Explicit)
Even in the dark Oscar's eyes are sharp and sure. Lando wants to reach up and dig his fingernails into Oscar’s neck, wants to scrape off his skin, wants to transfer his pain.
Roses (We could be beautiful.) by Mathnerd271828 Words: 18,116 | Chapters: 7/7 | Rating: NR (Not Rated)
[extract] Lando and Oscar make a deal that they can only be together after Lando has his first win, here is what happens.
adagio by debrief [restricted access] Words: 26,918 | Chapters: 3/3 | Rating: T (Teen and Up Audiences)
Lando is flat on his back on the floor in a sort of reverse frog, legs open wide like he’s about to give birth, the soles of his feet against the wall, Oscar sitting on the barre at the wall and slowly pushing down on the inside of Lando’s knees with his feet. It’s a fantastic stretch. Lando can feel it in his inner thighs and hip flexors, and it's the type of fantastic stretch that involves a lot of orgasmic moaning and writhing, because it's that fucking good, the burn is downright delicious and Lando is absolutely losing his mind, head thrown back, teeth biting into his lower lip, eyes squeezed tight— “Must you moan?” Oscar says critically.
(Always) Pointing North by @rafalclrc Words: 27,649 | Chapters: 1/1 | Rating: E (Explicit)
Oscar gives Lando a compass for his fifteenth birthday. The needle always finds North. Oscar spends the next decade pretending he doesn't know what that means.
spend the week by astronautaficionado [restricted access] Words: 16,858 | Chapters: 1/1 | Rating: E (Explicit)
The first time Lando says, "We should make a video. Of us, like, wanking together," Oscar doesn't take him seriously. The second time he asks, Oscar can't say no. If only he could figure out how he's going to spin this so it doesn't sound like he's putting his dick online for a chance to sleep with his long-term tragic crush.
i've been picking daisies by @landosclimits Words: 12,037 | Chapters: 1/1 | Rating: E (Explicit)
[extract] 4 times Lando and Oscar tried to get down to business and got it wrong + 1 time they got it right.
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✨️hands✨️ and 😈hands😈
their hand size difference is still out of this world btw.
Jenson & Mika, 2004 Autosport Awards
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hellllo..... may i have some landoscar fic recs pleease....... i finished deuce........ and it broke me.........
(<3 THANK YOU FOR THE REC!!!!!!!)
hiiiii of COURSE you can have more recs!!!
(im gonna give you options)
first I do have to rec my favourite of all time: in my room by orthenight
Oscar is a soccer player lando is a F1 driver, set from 2021 onwards; there are 2 other companion fics with it, the links for those are in the relevant authors notes chapters!!
https://archiveofourown.org/works/72169436/chapters/187879541
LITERALLY ANYTHING by Tedioustyping10
my personal favourites are: Radio Waves (Oscar is a race engineer, Lando is an F1 Driver) and Double waved Yellows, which is an accidental fake dating fic!!
would also strongly reccomend Keepsakes - a fic about Oscars childhood obsession...
The F1 Writings by Keeks Series
I love: What survives the Silence - Oscar went through something horrible as a child, before entering formula 1 and now his teammate and boyfriend Lando helps him deal with it!! (STRONG TW for sexual assault here!!!)
I also love: the boy who would rather not be Prince: A brilliant AU, the princess diaries coded!!
https://archiveofourown.org/series/5690756
would reccomend: States of Attraction by kaymar814
Oscar plays state of Origin, Lando is a tourist on holiday in Australia... its very very cute and as a QUEENSLANDER!!! myself had to rec this one!!
https://archiveofourown.org/works/86086731/chapters/227625731
For Zero cycle VIbes in essence: would reccomend coconut shy by peachbellini
Oscar and Lando have an "inset day" together - very cute VERY VERY fluffy!!
https://archiveofourown.org/works/64992811
I know kid fics aren't everyones cup of tea but I also need to reccomend overwinter by itsallpapaya
Lando is a single dad, MAx Fewtrell became an F1 Driver for McLaren... and Oscar is his Teammate, the tribulations of falling in love as a parent and the difficulties in letting someone see all of you (even the bad or less organised parts)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/64235068/chapters/164865121
for a little quick humeroud read would also reccomend i've been picking daisies by landosclimits
AU of the two of them being young adults seeing eachother in London, theyre both enamoured with eachother... and the struggles of how to have sex with eachother logisitcally, its very cute i promise ive just described it badly.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/69759851
too frail for me to touch

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landoscar || 8.9k || M || [2/6] - read on ao3
“Do you always do that?” Lando asks.
Oscar frowns. “Do what?”
“Look at people, like, so intensely.” Lando grins.
Oscar chuckles. “You’re just nice to look at, supermodel.”
Lando cringes immediately. “Don’t call me that.”
“Why not?”
“Not true, is it.” Lando leans back in his chair, tucking his chin back into his scarf.
“Might be, one day.” Oscar says, and relishes in the way that Lando flushes.
“Sure, when Vogue calls me up I’ll let them know I have a photographer in mind.”
or
Oscar is a photographer for an up-and-coming fashion studio. Lando walks in for a casting.
chapter two is up!!!
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