ayy lmao

when customers try to get my attention @ work

why is keith animated so…..lovingly.. flowy soft hair sparkly anime eyes and all… whereas if lance so much as moves his head to the side he turns into a convincing looney tunes caricature

what I will wear when I approach Taliesin “Pyramid” Jaffe and ask to join his coven

UM some verified irish dude just followed me on twitter????? idk if he followed for vld content or what??? also i don’t understand what it is that he’s doing as a job at all?? like why is he famous??????? i’ll keep y'all posted but i’m thinking it’s gotta be by mistake lol

semi famous people follow me on twitter all the time i literally never post anything

mario is so funny as a character because he’s such a good person but that doesn’t stop him from regularly fighting a toddler

My name is Keith Thunderstorm Darkness Dementia Raven Kogane and I have a medium length black mullet (that’s how I got my name) and purple eyes like an UHHH eggplant and a lot of people tell me I look like Kristen Stewert during The Runaways movie (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Rolo but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a galra, and I go to a aerospace school called the Galaxy Garrison in New Mexico where I’m in the seventh year (I’m seventeen). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black v-neck with matching fingerless gloves and a black leather skinny jeans, a red cropped jacket and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside the Galaxy Garrison. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

LET! THEM! IN! THE! BASKET!!!!!

This poor woman is just trying to clean the leaves. #allpandas.

if you’re having a rough night, watch this. trust me.