Hmm

ive been thinking and honest to god: i think i would actually join a girl gang if the offer came. like a legitimate, hierarchical, “let’s carry knives under our skirts and beat up men” gang. fuck college

and this was no “5 girls in a small town” who made the news—this was yakuza level shit. 20,000 girls getting into gang fights and shoplifting and getting pissed off that only men were allowed to be rough and violent and angry

so anyways. who up for a girl gang

Count me in.

castin spells

Tai chi

Playing an invisible harp

Quarantine? The hoe that made pulp fiction?

I found Hozier’s “Let’s Play” YouTube channel and it was just him playing Minecraft and trying to befriend the creepers but he always ended up dying.

I cannot tell you how disappointed I am that this is only a dream.

I’m sexually frustrated but also regular frustrated

i’ve had an awful morning but my lyft driver is named thor

he got lost on my campus and it took him a bit to find me so this car pulls up and rolls down the window and i’m greeted with this bearded dude who asks: “lucy????” and i had the genuine joy of replying “thor???”