You don't sauce the sauce

More legit than PPG 2016

carpeted kitchen

(please don’t repost)

No one ever warns you about bringing up daughters. You think it’s going to be like Little Women. Instead they’re at each other’s throats from dawn till dusk. — Cora Crawley

“Yeah. Something classic, like, like Dynaguy. Oh, he had a great look! Oh, the cape and the boots …” 

— Janice? JANICE?! — OH. MY. GOD!

There is nothing more reassuring than realizing that the world is crazier than you are.

i dont slay

(via poisoned-words)

Tina: Julia and I were asked to present together because we have so much in common. We both got our start on Saturday Night Live.  Julia: Both of us have children and Emmys, which we love equally.  Tina: And both of us will pretend to be happy for the other one if she wins tonight. Good luck, Julia.  Julia: You too, darling.  Tina: Don’t touch me.

LOOK AT THIS

that is the face of a broken man

Jennifer Aniston’s favorite Friends moments