Hello, Lover

tavern goers :

jaskier : i hear you're alive

jaskier : how disappointing

everyone in the tavern :

*Geralt brings Jaskier to Kaer Morhen*

Eskel and Lambert:

hold tight

LAURENT WILL GET WRECKED.

kings having a foamy bath 🌬💦

Laurent: *aggressively holds Damianos’s hand*

Kashel was only to be expected, really. Laurent didn’t mind that so much.  

But Halvik was a surprise.

The threesome with Ancel and Berenger was just uncalled for.

Jord was so obviously on rebound Laurent was ready to pissed, except… he actually seemed to be okay afterward. Better, even. Orlant made a joke about Auguste’s magical healing cock. Laurent forbade him to talk about Auguste’s cock ever again.

Speaking of Orlant, Laurent was 100% sure the guy was straight when he decided to confide his brotherly woe. He wasn’t expecting Orlant to suddenly have a violent coughing fit, which ended with “well, I always thought I’d try it with a guy once…” Laurent forbade him to talk about Auguste’s anything ever again.

When Lazar started hanging out around them, Laurent just looked at him and said, “You want to sleep with my brother, don’t you?” Lazar shrugged and replied, “Who doesn’t?” And then, “Except the people who want to sleep with you, maybe. Unless you’re up for that? I’m not picky.”

Laurent finally gets fed up, and decides to give Auguste a taste of his own medicine.

Apparently one of his best friends likes blondes. Perfect.

💮 The Spring Prince~ 💮

Laurent from the Captive Prince trilogy by C.S. Pacat