Nappy Nonsense

I feel like I’m constantly worrying about the next part of my life without realizing that I’m right in the middle of what I used to look forward to

Y'all ever just suddenly have the overwhelming urge to swim??? Like not actively but you just wanna,,, be in the water and have some Peace

Yes it’s called the mammalian diving response and it’s also why doing face masks and taking a shower is soothing. Our amphibian ancestors used this mechanism to slow down the heartbeat and lower body temperature so as not to waste calories while swimming (which is very calorie intensive). It makes you feel safe because predators are less likely to get you in water than on land. The fish brain is alive and well in all of us.

My amphibian ancestors gave me the instinct to dissociate in the shower for hours on end

whenever i eat mushrooms i think about how one day mushrooms are gonna eat me… i make sure to chew really gently so they’ll return the favor 2 my corpse

Hey op

me, through a mouthful of gently-chewed mushrooms: yeah?

In this world it’s yeet or be yeeted

yeeten?

YOOT

This is heartbreaking 💔

his name is Matthew Charles

This is awful.

People power at work

This nigga from 1920 be living in 3020

Wow it makes so much sense tho..

Why tf we ain’t got these?

Give me the forbidden parallel parking tire!

stop that

wake me up (before you go go) can’t wake up (before you go go) save me (don’t leave me hanging on like a yo yo)