Don’t Be That Guy

Part 1: An Introduction

My name is Alex! Hi. I've been present on this part of Tumblr in some capacity for around ten years and maintained this blog for around nine. I am 27 years old and a cisgender heterosexual man. Probably. Maybe I'm an egg that'll crack in 30 years' time, but we'll see. I am attempting to be more social and would love to make friends, if that is something that interests you. I'm not...opposed to the idea of sexting, necessarily, but I've determined that I'm one of those people who needs to actually talk for a little bit and have chemistry as friends first, so be warned. Speaking of sexting and chemistry:

Part 2: My Kinks

There will be two primary themes on my blog: the first is pregnancy (human and inhuman), and the second is hucow/cowgirl material. There are ancillary kinks and subgenres that go along with them that you may see, including ownership, petplay, breeding, lactation, free use, breast expansion, birth, and oviposition, among others, but those will be the primary two.

I do not consider myself to be a feedist, but I do find fat women to be very attractive and I think they've got their heads screwed on right about that. As such, there may be some overlap; I sometimes move in their circles. Additionally, I like it when women burp (another reason why I move in their circles), but I have a separate blog specifically for that at @mygreatestshame, so you don't need to worry about seeing it here.

Likewise, I do not consider myself to be a furry, but there will occasionally be some catgirls and doggirls and girls of other nonhuman persuasions. It's possible that I'm a furry in denial. Once again, we'll see in 30 years.

Finally, there are a couple of cow- and pregnancy-related things that I feel warrant calling attention to. I don't fantasize about or get turned on by the thought of hurting someone, but I do like the idea of using the body of my partner as my plaything in ways that would be horrifying outside of fantasy, and everything I like tends to revolve around doing things to others, and the imbalance of that is not lost on me. I think housewives are hot. I think tradwives are hot. I think human incubators/livestock are hot. I think the phrase "baby factory" is hot. I may post some of that in an effort to be less ashamed of my own sexuality, but I am not proud of any of this, which leads directly into:

Part 3: My Values

I would like to make it explicitly clear that I do not believe women to be inferior to men in any respect, nor do I believe in traditional gender roles. The idea of actually treating women like cattle in any real-life context is absolutely nightmarish, and any step towards realizing that idea, through governmental policy or otherwise, is a step for the worse, not for the better. I am not, nor have I ever been, truly comfortable with the kinks that I have and I think often about how to engage with them in ways that are respectful and kind to the people whose lives are affected by these things, as someone who is unlikely to ever see any meaningful consequence for it. I am pro-choice. The vast majority of my friends are queer women. I lean to the left.