Just Making Noise

I fucking love bees

Is that legit her voice actress or what?!

Yeah. She did a bunch of NPC voices for Grand Theft Auto V

cis bottoms be puttin all kinds of shit up their bootyholes like dildos, wine bottles, hairbrushes, bananas, etc. but then can’t fathom the idea of a trans man toppin them.

This post pissed off a bunch of transphobes, so please, continue to reblog it.

i discovered that you can make chuck norris memes infinitely funnier by cropping out the bottom caption

The universe is ending and you are an immortal who can only be killed by a wooden stake through the heart. The last tree on Earth died over 30,000,000 years ago.

Shit… shitshitshit,, oh fuck UH OH oh no fuck shit shit shitfuck

every now and my cat does something very human like and i get very nervous and ask him “are you a person trapped in a cat’s body. or did you choose this body” very seriously to see if this time he will communicate with me and he always kinda looks to the side and then does what i imagine to be a person doing a bad impression of a cat and it makes me so nervous cuz  i do way too much weird shit around my cat for him to actually be a dude pretending to be a cat

When I was about ten or so I was very suspicious of our cat. He was the biggest cat I’d ever seen (Maine Coon) and he was way too smart and patient to be a real cat. I’m talking would come and pet my hair when I was crying. When he had a hairball he would run into the kitchen so he could throw up on the linoleum instead of the carpet.Hunting robins was too pedestrian for him. He’d bring home magpies and blue jays. He let my baby brother pull on his tail, chew his ear, roll over him, on a regular basis. He was nothing like any other cat I’ve met. So one day I asked him if he was secretly a wizard. I shit you not, he looked at me, winked, and looked away. We adopted him as an lived at least nineteen years, possibly more. I’m still not entirely convinced he was just a cat.

my favorite picture ever is the one that says “HELL IS FULL, BITCH” and then it has the national suicide prevention hotline on it. it makes me smile every time 

Chaotic Good

*slamming my fists on table* I NEED MORE!!!! MORE!!!!

If anyone has the skeleton apologizing for triggering someone, I’d like that for my collection, please.

Self care is chain smoking, dropping acid, and chugging coffee until you astral project to the castle at the center of the labyrinth to fight david bowie

the concept of wizards is so funny. you read a book and can shoot fire from your god damn hands. lmfao

I didn’t attend 7 years Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry for this shit

you’re right u sure didn’t attend 7 years Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry

Ready Player One (2011)

why would a candle thats already lit want to be with a match

also her being lit is going to eventually melt her and reduce her to nothing match guy is an abusive sadboy who thinks he’s the victim when candlegirl just wants someone who will keep her alive

im here for this analysis

*slaps my soft belly like a seal*            it’s body positivity,                                           bitch