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This version of the transcript was handwritten and edited by myself over a week after being tasked by Markiplier's deaf community. It took twelve hours and many cups of coffee. This is not the transcript from Fandom Wiki. It is from-scratch.

This is NOT the official transcript, either. Please do not get that confused. I spent many hours slowing down audio to interpret tones due to the involvement of requested tone tags. It's eons better than what we had previously, but it will never be truly correct due to the nature of it being unofficial, even though I tried my absolute best. This is meant as a free writer's resource and does not accrue any revenue.

This version includes:

Tone tags for nearly all lines.

Italic stressors for easier tone interpretation.

Sound effects, music indication and descriptions, and basic contextual movement beats.

Indication of slurring, stuttering, muttering, etc. that was not previously included on the YouTube closed captioning (I literally counted every single stutter for accuracy.)

Extra dialogue from whispering voices that were audio enhanced and then interpreted (best I possibly could.)

Access to open annotation and commenting.

WIPs/ Cozy Days. Simon is in charge of all the plants🌱of course

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My name is Saja, I’m 20 years old and I live in Gaza City. I’m married and a mother to a two-year-old child.

Previously, I launched a fundraising campaign with my brother **@jaafar-gaza04**, and we used to share the donations we received to support our family during difficult times😔💔.However, due to the distance between us now, I’ve decided to create my own campaign to help my husband and child, and to provide for our basic needs during these extremely hard days.

After the recent ceasefire was announced, we truly believed the war was finally over and that things would start to get better. Sadly, the war returned with even more force — bringing more destruction, more death, and now, a real **famine**😔😭.We currently have **no food at all** for my baby — not even flour.

My husband is struggling to find any kind of work, but with the current conditions, it's nearly impossible. We have no source of income and no way to provide for our basic needs💔😭.

If you're able to help, please consider donating to my campaign.

Even a small donation can make a **huge difference** in our lives. It can help us buy food for my child and family and bring us a little light in this overwhelming darkness.

Way back at the beginning of June, @homeless-dionysus wrote in to the Iron Lung community:

"if simon wore a tight white tshirt would the harness go over or under it"

lameo lameo scammer scum i hate him and his terrible mustache

Simon cant understand why the C.O.I would keep him alive other than to throw him right back into the blood ocean. Grace is extremely confused.

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Nooo Simon don't have insane religious trauma you're too sexy aha

Also sorry the quality is crazy I learned my lesson tumblr does not like a long post

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