You Are On Uncharted Territory Brace Yourself

Rip Pope Francis thank you for staying alive just long enough to tell JD Vance to fuck himself and then implicating him in your death

the pope dying on Easter Monday would've gone hard back in the day. full on embroidered carpets, bible revisions, and martyr/devil implications hard. sigh

We know that Facebook is brainscorching your parents and tiktok is brainscorching your cousins, but some of you refuse to admit that you got your brain scorched here. However unlike those sites there isn't an algorithm here you just make bad choices.

That's all we ever wanted. To arrive at Hell as a result of our own dubious navigation skills instead of as the result of Satan owning all the road sign companies.

“Appeal to a wider audience” is corporate lingo for “strip more themes from a piece of media so it’s safer and more sanitized for investors”

I struck a nerve in the billionaire fandom with this one

not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

happy birthday devils sacrament. i wish you were never born

i just want a sweet, nerdy, touch starved boy to get so hard for me that he cries when i jerk him off okay?