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dude i just had the best idea. im going to chain my ships together end to end so theyre more stable and my men, unused to sailing, will be less seasick. this is going to be so cool

the lesbian computer from portal was right. given the circumstances ive been shockingly nice

source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crush,_Texas

you could just do shit back then

texas is still like this

if you stay over my house more than one night you will witness when my Behaves Human meter is empty

you heathens will reblog day specific posts any day of the week. i woke up thinking it was wednesday

happy wake up thinking it was wednesday sunday

it's fucking friday

happy woke up thinking it was wednesday sunday but it was actually fucking friday tuesday

Funniest part about people redrawing my picture with the glue traps is like. They’re putting their special guys in it. When I made Dobby Dying In A Glue Trap I did it because I hate Dobby and think he sucks ass. It was a form of catharsis

all weed is slutweed if you have weird kinks and the feeling of being high turns you on