good boys do what they're told

I once went to a girl's house with the intent of playing games but was so exhausted I instead fell asleep in her lap for two hours while she pet my head

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex

too perverted for the normies not perverted enough for the real perverts how am i supposed to make it in this crazy world

unfortunately when i say i like degradation i dont mean it in the 'oh you're such a whore' way i mean it in the 'you're such a fucking slut. Look at how your taking my dick, it's like you were made for this. Made for my use. I'm gonna ruin you, fuck no one else will ever want you after I'm done with you' kinda way

Can I sit on the floor in between your legs while you sit on the couch because puppies don't belong on the furniture. You can pet my head while I'm there and call me cute pet names and maybe I can even get a treat :3

you deserve a life you aren’t constantly recovering from

sometimes i pull my tits out of my shirt and just play with them and pinch my nipples bc i’m a girl and i can

i'm cute and i'm fun and i should be enjoyed. also you can choke me a little

I had an unsavory thought that I won’t share

I’ll share mine. I want him to fuck me so deep you can see his cock pushing out of my stomach

I wish c.s.lewis could see that comment

So.. what if you fucked me with a dog toy in my mouth? A bone could muffle the stupid noises I would make as you pound into me. Maybe a squeaky toy to bite down on to make me sound even more like a dumb puppy instead. Maybe you'd even have some fun and see how many of those puppy toys you could shove into me. See which ones make me squirm or cry. Force them into my puppy parts even if they seem too big or if they hurt. You're just playing with all your toys including me!

Well, actually, 'intelligence' as it exists as a socially recognized concept is deeply rooted in pseudoscience, so no, I don't think it's fair to claim that I've been "brainwashing you to be dumber" 🙄

ik fucking femboys has become like a meme or whatever idfk but plz remember those are real people with rich inner lives and friendships and jobs and hobbies and favorite foods like they're human beings not hypothetical sex toys or walking memes ok man thank u mwahh

Perky stiff nipples under a thin shirt was a gift provided by the universe to guide us all through the darkest days

honestly if you're a guy you should be beneath me letting me spit onto your hole till it dribbles down inside while you spread yourself open for me and moan cause you're a faggot.

Hearing the phrase “I touched myself while thinking about you” makes me become so dysfunctional. Like 🫠… really?… tell me what you were thinking? Promise you’ll do it again for me? And keep telling me? Please, please, please…

getting your pronouns changed from she/her to it/its is literally a type of forcefem. it/its are the prettiest girliest princess pronouns around