id die for naruto

I’m sorry but this is the funniest thing I have ever seen ever in my fucking life her PEETS are STICKING OUT

now i don’t know enough about omegaverse to say anything definitively but from what i have seen it certainly looks like it emulates insects much more than wolves.

like if you’re looking for an animal with strictly defined castes and extensive use of pheromones you are looking for ants i think

person w adhd experiencing symptoms of adhd: why the fuck can’t I do this thing . I wish there was some explanation for this

Sorry for calling your wedding hetslop

“what if god was just a stranger on the bus” what if she was in a messy situationship with a family of pretty boys, ever think of that?

Stretching isn’t enough I need to be able to disassemble my body like legos

I’m ready to be transformed by the ibuprofen . I’m ready to be born again in its purifying light.

they should invent joints that don’t hurt

why are all the actual real human jobs like baker and florist and childcare worker barely paying livable wages but the fake jobs like ai specialist boot licker or marketing campaign dick sucker making six figures