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it's called duckweed. one hit and you'll be lining up behind mom

job interviewer: would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for nothing?

job interviewer: (reading the room) would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for a pizza party?

there are too many things happening this summer that i'm thinking we are going to need an extra 6-12 months of june and possibly another 3-4 months of july. probably no extra august as the problem should hopefully sort itself out by then. we are also looking into extending the day night cycle to 55 hours and extending the human lifespan to 10000 years.

i love when someone outside the toku sphere reblogs an unexpectedly popular toku post of mine and tags it "what movie is this?" like haha buddy. pal. friend. you're looking at 17 hours and 20 minutes of boys in spandex hitting other boys in spandex

"oh this looks fun!! what's the name of the film, might give it a watch tonight :)" this is episode 37 of a superhero show designed to sell plastic noisemakers to 3 year olds and it will take you at least a month to get to this point and you're going to love every second

every day i am thankful to ancient humans for the domestication of the cat. fucking genius idea. agriculture was a good one too btw but you really outdid yourselves with the cat thing

of course, the best part of any character's corruption arc is their cool new outfit