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The common cold is the most powerful force in the Thai bl world. For most people a cold is uncomfortable but if you're a character in a Thai bl I am so sorry because you're gonna be on your deathbed. It's been 5 minutes since you first coughed and you're passing out in the hallway, you’re unconscious, you're helpless, you don't know what's happening. Why do you have absolutely no memory of the last 72 hours? Oh right because you went outside in the rain for six seconds and caught an insta-cold and now you're in your crushes' house having nightmares of a past life. The only thing standing between a bl boy with a cold and the sweet embrace of the grave is a bowl of room temperature water and a washcloth

Now er-ge what do you mean you're upset about me locking your meridians kidnapping you and keeping you hostage while I flee the country I thought you said you were a no limits sub

Er-ge, you really have to communicate more. I distinctly remember you saying "whatever you want" on more than one occasion, and what I want right now is to flee the country. Couldn't you honor our agreement? Do you want some more sparkling water

i say yay and yippee a lot but i mean it. i always mean it. *looks into the distance pensively*

they should invent a disproportionate emotional response that goes away when you understand it's disproportionate. they should invent a way to logic yourself out of emotions