gynemaniac 🐇🐇

I'm moving to @mephorash btw so please follow me there

I'm moving to @mephorash btw so please follow me there

I'm moving to @mephorash btw so please follow me there

I'm moving to @mephorash btw so please follow me there

#disco elysium response choices

ah shit they're gaining on us. we gotta jettison some weight. throw all those stolen boomerangs out we don't need em

On it, boss!

Bad news, boss!

hey girl is that some stupid fucking bullshit in your pocket or is your penis just horrible and dumb

hey patrick can you see my feet

Yeah spongebob look at mine I’m facing the toilet

Patrick we have penises and were peeing with them

Excuse me ladies, everything you’ve just said about being spongbeob and Patrick and having penises you pee pee with has been echoed and amplified down the hall, were we are holding a Sunday school class. We all have heard what you’ve said about peeing towards the toilet with your penises, and I am just letting you know.

no one knows the context of this whatsoever it was about me and my friend when we were 8 pretending we were spongebob and patrick and had penises and we were peeing with them in a church bathroom and we said this aloud and some lady comes in and tells us that everyone down the hall could hear us, and then i wouldnt leave the bathroom because i was too afraid

reading this again i guess the context is all there in the penises

Ten year anniversary of this post and would like to add some more, unnecessary context: this was at my sister piano recital, the piano teacher was my penis friends Russian mom who would regularly try to feed me cold hotdog cut up into cold spaghetti with ketchup, and despite not having talked to the penis friend in years both she and her younger sister recently learned I was in our hometown and hit me up trying to buy weed.

that one? oh, yeah, easiest subject i know. not exactly 0% magic resistance, but it's close. total cursebait.

[said within earshot of the friend im supposed to be tripsitting]

Don't care + you lack whimsy + my tail wags when I walk + you don't even have a tail 🙄

I know some of you guys will feel this in your bones