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some of u should have an OnlyClowns account

what the fuck do you think a tumblr is

most important part of the writing process actually is when you loop a single song on max volume and stare at the word document and imagine the characters doing things for 14 hours. this is known as getting in the zone

literally the reason online discourse is Like That is cuz ppl havent found real problems yet

when ur pushing 30 and renting an apartment and reckoning with your health and future prospects ppl drawing pokemon porn becomes a lot less pressing of an issue

You dumb motherfucker life isn't about smelling flowers or feeling radiant sunshine on your skin or making meals with your loved ones. You idiot son of a bitch. It's about apps. It's about scrolling through apps.

I'm at a :.|:; for words.

just gonna start killing people i dont find funny

shut the fuck up

People will talk about Tumblr's amazing hatemail game but its person to person reply game is equally unhinged.

revising your writing is just like "is this weird. is this a weird sentence. is this the weirdest most poorly-worded sentence ever written by anyone" and the sentence in question is "he walked across the room"

I think we should all fuck off. I think we should all go to the library and just fuck off.

second chance? i usually give like 5 or 6 before realizing i'm a fucking idiot