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The best kind of filler episode is either beach episode, where every man flashes me with their abs (or a nice round belly, I don't discriminate), or a school universe.

Does that mean school episode headcanons are next? Maybe...

Tell me if you want to see other characters besides Cecil ✨

TW: none this time :3

※ He was the king of the beach in his youth. I'm talking beach volleyball, surfing, straight up chilling in the sand. All the things that made him look cool and hot to the ladies (not that he tried to, he just has that natural charisma and good looks). When Cecil left the army and haven't joined the GDA yet, he was on the beach practically 24/7. If you were going to ask Brit where Cecil was, he'd probably just sigh and point in the general area of their closest beach.

(yes, I like to think that Cecil was roommates with Brit and they lived close to the piers/beach. Sue me or kiss me on my big juicy lips.)

※ As for what's today, you're lucky if he even thinks about the beach. This guy is too busy to consider taking a minute off work. Then again, he probably would love to go to the beach once more.

※ In the rare case that actually happens, he would stay under the umbrella with a cold one and enjoy the fact that he found a second for relaxation. He definitely would mention his "glory days" once or twice, maybe even let you cover him in sand mermaid style... But don't tell anyone he allowed that.

※ For the beachwear, you should expect swim trunks and a Hawaiian shirt combo. This man is the definition of America, of course he'll wear a Hawaiian shirt. The swim trunks would be one flat color (thank god) as he has a sense of style and I'm sure he wouldn't disgrace himself with a patterned bottom when his top is already filled with flowers.

※ I also believe he's saying no to the guy walking around with a cooler selling snacks. He'd always say the usual old people things: "too expensive" or "we have our own snacks", which is true... BUT nothing beats a jet two holiday very pricey pack of salted peanuts.

※ You didn't hear it from me, but he used to buy a lot of these snacks when he was younger. Don't tell him I told you that or he'll have my ass doing a 9 to 5 and I don't want to...

three biters were set three

bonked by two of said three biters

one NYC tweaker a.k.a. pouncer jumped out while I was running to the objective

Mr. "If I'm on top it's not gay" Coyle branded my ass with his baton six times

got lost on the map two times

screamed "THAT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME" at the starting scene at least four times

bullied Mr. "I didn't cum so it doesn't count" Coyle every opportunity I got

I FORGOT MY LOADOUT SOMEHOW?????? Just raw-dogged this trial like a level 1

*insert the "a coyle fan will always speak ill of Leland Coyle" meme I cannot find for the love of my life*

How does one become mutuals with someone, quickest way, no glue, no borax.

Something feels wrong when the gig goes too smoothly. It's like...

Sun setting in the east.

No?

Good. Because I just made that shit up.

But in all seriousness, I think every Pole should at least watch the gameplay of The Witcher or Cyberpunk 2077 if they can't play it themselves. They're such well made games, I can't even begin.

Personally, I haven't played The Witcher but I am an avid Cyberpunk player. Currently 100% the game as the first three playthroughs were more story focused. Also, I spend WAY TOO MUCH time in the photomode.

Critical thinking skills exam

What?

To my non-polish followers, the first sentence says: