🐉從龍之口🐉

Director of every Vietnam War related movie, breathing heavily and clutching their Red Bull so hard that all of the liquid spills out of the top: If we don’t put “Fortunate Son” in the score right FUCKING now I will kneecap a bitch

je suis struggling

Of all the lines from "We Didn't Start the Fire" that I expected to be relevant this week, "trouble in the Suez" was pretty far down the list

I don’t have or want context for this

t-shirt that says “i rely on pharmaceutical drugs to preform routine tasks”

Booty shorts that say “and then I don’t do them”

green and pink are best friends. society isnt ready for this though

fuck that is. quite hte mispelling

“this ain’t seelie OR unseelie territory, see? me and my boys run the lakes and the rivers round these parts, and I won’t see no upstart nuckelavees thinkin’ they can change that.”