Stuffs

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

The dream

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

Let’s do this.

Dear Potato! You're made of gold, and you're so pretty! I'd really use some good luck for the next couple of days... ok I don't mean to ask for too much, but ok, whatever, please and thank you in advance! 🍀

Good morning hehe

Fuck her in front of the mirror so she sees how pretty she is taking this dick. Make her say affirmations about herself to earn more strokes. Spank her ass when she stutters or can’t find the words from being fucked senseless so she can regain her focus. Don’t forget to tell her how good of a job she’s doing until she’s dripping down both your legs.

This might fix my self confidence issue