Destroy Me

hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul

let's all go out and buy pink refreshing citrusy fruity sexually arousing drinks

Apples are so fucked up you can get two from the same pile ans one tastes more like an apple than anything youve ever eaten and the other tastes like water poisoned by pharaohs

quick reminder that you're actually not obliged to feel any empathy for someone who would have described your death as 'necessary' if the exact same thing had happened to you

he hit me so hard I heard wedding bells

Reblog so she lives forever.

I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord

Shout out to decadence and degeneracy