Let Them Not Kill Me Quite

i just got the "see where your blood has gone!" email from giving blood but it glitched and just showed me my current location. which. theyre not wrong. that is where most of my blood is

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

supid

supid.

video game with an arachnophobia setting that removes all the spiders and an arachnophilia setting that puts all the spiders in lingerie

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

can i fucking help you?

Like. Look. Listen. I have taught introductory quantum physics at a university level, and I need you all to incorporate this into your trans advocacy: There are situations where you need to make a decision to prioritize being comprehensible to your target audience above being The Most Unassailably Correct.

if you call women “females” i automatically do not trust or like you

you really wont like the military then buddy

jokes on you, i already hate the military

I feel like that one scene of Justin Bieber getting shot in csi

Hello bisexual community

Begin killing

We will literally never progress past biphobia until people realize that bisexuals in het relationships are still having a queer experience by virtue of being bisexual, we do not magically oscillate between gay enough and too straight. I’m going to maul someone to death.

happy birthday, gilbert baker. (june 2, 1951 — march 31, 2017)