Woman Inherits The Earth

when u accidentally click a link so u dont release the mouse and kind of slowly drag away from the link. threat avoided. citizens safe. for now.

obviously people can unfollow for whatever reason but its really funny when you post something like “im just a little wiggley worms” and someones like “i cant take this anymore thats the final fucking straw”

did anyone actually ever read those animorph books

just stared at the covers for a concerningly long amount of time before putting it back where i found it

hey here’s a fact for all of my followers who follow me.  butter, ice cream, milk, and cheese all come to us from the same animal.  i cant remember which animal it is right now but i know for sure its the same one

Ill give you a hint, it moos

thanks yeah it’s the moose

hey here’s a fact for all of my followers who follow me.  butter, ice cream, milk, and cheese all come to us from the same animal.  i cant remember which animal it is right now but i know for sure its the same one

Ill give you a hint, it moos

thanks yeah it’s the moose

Boob is soft and warm. It’s comforting

peace be with y’all

let’s stop making fun of shirtless werewolves and just acknowledge that lycanthropy is a tits out kind of affliction

experienced the wrath of god at Claire’s

just say you got an infection from the piercing gun and go

this is the only funny response everyone else shut up

she’s distant! she’s incoherent! she’s sensitive! she uses escapism as a coping mechanism! she’s me!!!

i really really love when animals lay on their back and their paws do that thing

#moon moon will ride eternal

I can’t believe I just saw a post referencing moon moon in this the year of our lord twenty-eighteen

Bold of you to assume the lord is present this year.

mr brightside girl rly played herself like u know she cant even just live her life bc mr. brightside just wont die ajahshs