ball is life

This breaks my heart and also makes me want to puke. 

:-(

*Hears footsteps towards my room* Please dont

i fuckin hate the peppermint patty commercials like no one has a mini orgasm every time they stick a chocolate covered mint circle in their mouth

stop texting, vining, instagraming, tweeting, using ur phone and driving. idc how good of a driver u think u are because ur not. it’s so fucking selfish, ur not the only person on the road and if ur gonna drive it deserves ur full attention. it literally only takes one second, if that, of ur attention being on ur phone for an accident to happen.

ok I’m all for artistic expression and creativity but why is there a picture of someone fingering a galaxy

What if god was one of us

that sign in the back says meme aids

CHRIS EVANS LAUGHING ALONE WITH PIZZA

"I’m going to Fuck This Thesaurus"

someone called my house gay so i had to sell it.  couldnt live in a gay house