sir-spunky-man

just found out i can enter buildings without asking if i just drive my maserati through the front door. weve never been so back

fucked that you can’t fix other people especially when you really care about them. Oh so im just supposed to be there for you while you suffer. like a useless cunt gargoyle

all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

i love you imperfect teeth. veneers u r Nothing.

They should let me go into every building I want just to look around

new sayings: "dont jerk off with the devil" - dont do something awesome "Hand me a pail of horsewater" - I want to try the horsewater No other sayings were invented this year

it probably feels good as fuck to have the energy to live

Chimney couldn't be in this crossover. Kenny would have made the acting ability gap waaaaay too problematic.

locked the fuck out. distractionmaxxing

Every morning, I put on my thinking cap and my smartiepants. Unfortunately, there is no shirt that properly proclaims my intellectual abilities, so I have to go tits out

thank you ao3 for being an archive and not an algorithm. thank you for letting me like things without consequences, thank you for being free with no ads, thank you for having lawyers to defend our freedom of speech. thank you tag wranglers. thank you to all authors and thank you ao3