Lady Mat 'Not a Bloody Lord' Cauthon

Always bear in mind that there is absolutely no legitimate evidence that Luigi was actually the one who killed the insurance company guy.

Of course he wasn't. He was at a party with me that day.

Hanging out with people will make you remember you're the crazy woke friend for like. not wanting to shop at shien

big life tips dont be neurodivergent dont be poor dont get in any sort of situation and dont let yourself need or crave

not getting good reports back on your progress with this guys

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

watching my husband and his daughter and her girlfriend get sentenced to death and shaking my head the entire time so they know i think its wrong

Armand is more insane than Lestat actually if we deep it. Lestat is insane but he puts it all out there whereas like. Armand spends months directing a play to kill his boyfriend then when his boyfriend isn’t killed he just goes. Neat, I can work with this. Saves him from starvation with blood. Takes him to meet the person who actually saved him, his ex-husband who he’s also fucked, and goes ‘let’s roll the dice he won’t tell the truth’ and then when that also pays off?? Go cool, phew, I’ll stay with him forever now. And when my 70 year old seismic lie is revealed destroying the life I’ve built with the so-called love of my life, instead of killing the messenger I’ll get weird with him instead and break a 500 year old promise to myself. Armand. You insane little freak what are we doing.

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over