Book Shaming

This pleases us: Space Bear has a mullet! 

Is that a medical condition?

It seems that even the model for the cover is shocked by the existence of this book, not to mention the woman painted in green Jello.

Goodness, Dann, you have grossly overestimated your ability to relate to today's preteens by using street-smart bees. 

That's about it. Regarding opportunities for unexpected death, snakes are a far better choice. Why, if snakes were on a plane...

Do they look especially "tuff" to you? They look like they might break out into a music video routine, not gang violence.

(It's just full of cat pictures.)

This pleases us.

If it burns that much, consider professional medical advice.

A good book, obviously.

For half a moment, we thought Jim Jarmusch used this title as inspiration for his latest film.

Is this a Zen koan?

We guess we shouldn't let an angry David Lynch hold a lightning rod over our hearts.

Sin is the thing that keeps you from being tight with me.

Arundhati Roy's The God of Small Things went on the clearance rack, but this went out on the shelves.

Wow, I really hope not.