for you, i'd destroy the stars

God damn I need the story behind this before tumblr makes one up

they tried to get their phone fixed from somewhere other than the approved apple store locations,so apple tried to take em out

brb gotta go sob now

Once a day, you receive a text message from yourself, six minutes in the future.

a game show where a toddler has to choose between a cheque for a million dollars or a small basket filled with $8.14 worth of dollar store toys and in the corner of the tv you can see their parents in a locked sound proof room watching from a screen and screaming the whole time

Those are not for tears…

finally, a monster tissue for my magnum dong

how does one turn their emotions off

Okay so first go to settings

I’m a fucking idiot I thought that said emojis at first

 no, im still willing to try this, go ahead, im at settings, what do next