I have loved none but you

contrary to social media developers’ beliefs i have literally never once wanted to see posts in anything other than chronological order

really losing my patience for any 'feminist' statement to the tune of 'we need feminism because women fill a fundamentally different and necessary role than men and will be better at doing x y or z'. like actually i think we need feminism because it is an unbearable death of the spirit by inches to exist in a world where you are not seen as a fully realized human being because of a single cultural determination, and because a world that enshrines such things creates systems that are fundamentally sick to the core

how come I have not bewitched somebody body and soul yet

I think henry viii would truly hate that hundreds of years later the most memorable things about him are his wives

clicking not interested on something used to mean they stopped showing it to you

The only time I prefer Mat to Ben ha ha

just helped an old old man log into his outlook account and we succeeded and he said “young lady, go in peace. we have accomplished this mission.” what an electrifying way of speaking…

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

Summer always makes me talk like a small children's movie villain

What a clear day, not a cloud in the sky... isn't it just disgusting...