T-F-H.

Babe im not grabbin ur boob im grabbin ur heart 

thats my right boob tho

babe

And thats how you get laid

Creme brulaid

Creme brulaid

#what the fuck happened here

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

Is this an art exhibit jesus christ

“tender, it’s how people meat”

STOP

get rich or cry tryin

when you eat gushers your head turns into the fruit of the flavor that you eat so why the fuck did the black kids head turn into an octopus

if she’s even able to walk after sex you didnt do it right

yeah you’re supposed to cut her legs off 

Yet he is the one they “Debunked” until the Photographer had to step in and say “Yes I took those pictures and yes that IS Bernie.”

Lmfaoing that’s wtf I said

Amen.   

A BEST FRIEND FOREVER WILL TAKE PICTURES OF YOU RIPPING INTO A BITCH.

This^