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Can we all just admit that Tumblr (or Tumblr porn addict) humor is the most annoying type of humor. Like if Pinterest is the annoying preteen "whisper girly" who hates everything slightly sexual, then tumblr is her older they/them sibling who thinks they're the cool, humourous and "morally correct"(or even worse they think they're morally gray) older sibling but in reality they're just the "adult", more annoying, woker, porn addicted version of Pinterest with the MERE difference is that Tumblr is a self-proclaimed anti-puritan(who's actually just a very annoying porn addict), tries way too hard to act like an adult and all their arguments in a discourse is "Well people in gay bars don't talk about it, so stop talking".

New dynamic: a character who's power is that they can predict the future but they can't warn anyone about it(because if they say it something but will happen) so they just speak in vague sentences(like 'you better not do this' which makes them seem like a normal person compared to the crazy powers other characters have.

What is it called when you fantasize about being romantically or sexually with your straight best friend but also seeing her platonically?

I wanna die

I feel like I wanna cut a human open and cook all their organs and do a taste test on which organ is better. I know I sound cringey but yeah.

My new favorite character trip is a couple that's really PDA and cringey romantic stuff and their AroAce bestie having to put up with their bullshit like "You bitches, we're in public stop this shit".

"Are you sure you're a lesbian?" "You're not a lesbian, you're just a straight girl in a phase" If I was straight I wouldn't be thinking about eating another girl's 😺 all the time.

Why is it every time I join a fandom where the protagonists are two kids of the opposite gender(like mono and six from Little Nightmares) the fans draw them french kissing and making out?? Like yeah you can ship them, whatever, but why the sexual art with literal 10-year-olds???