Leviathan

1. Clint in the vents

2. Bruce and Tony in the lab... science bros

3. Cap being accused and called out by his team ... either it's the "language" or "I understood that reference"

4. Loki for some reason being imprisoned in the tower by Odin to learn humanity blah blah

5. Thor and his poptarts

6. Natasha and wanda being the bestie

7. Reader either dating Loki or Bucky

8. Fury calling out reader initially as a threat as they were an orphan who was a lineage of witches type of trope. OR reader is Tony's kid.

9. Bucky randomly becoming besties with Sam and them having their own fights.

10. Peter and Shuri becoming besties with reader

11. Maria, pepper, wanda, Natasha and reader having sleepovers.

12. Tony having a party every time after a mission. Everyone ends up trying to lift thor's hammer and reader turns out to be worthy.

13. Loki teaching reader how to use magic.

full dishwasher kind of annoying actually. release me

🔲 tupperware follow

can we all agree that handwash onlys are attention seeking? you're using the same dish soap as the rest of us but you need a sponge bath because you're too good for a shower

🍳 cast-iron following

op some people will die if they're washed with soap at all. unlike certain plastic divas dishes that claim to be "top row only" like that makes a fucking difference.

🔲 tupperware follow

can you actually fuck off

🥣 countercandy mutuals

☕ mug-shots follow

i love being on the top row like you are NOTTT using me for coffee LMAOO

🐾 dogbowl follow

dusty ass

🍴silverwarewolf following

all tucked in. in my drawer. with my polycule <3

#and these takeout chopsticks too i guess #ok

🥡 lunchb0x follow

Excited for summer break 😃 Can't wait to see what kinds of mold i'll collect this year

#ForgottenAgain #BackpackGang #LockerGang

🔁cast-iron following

anonymous asked: Why are you whining about how other dishes like to be washed when you're literally covered in spaghetti stains

tupperware answered: what if i killed myself

🥤 papercup mutuals

— series masterlist.

pairing: kiribaku x reader

★ series synopsis : your landlord kind of fucked you over, so you end up stuck with two rising pro heroes as your roommates for the rest of the year.

(OR — chronicles of living together!)

content: roommate!au. smau! fluff, crack. some suggestiveness. potential minor angst. college student!reader & UA grad!krbk.

★ part one. RUMOR HAS IT . . .

featuring... rumors and kitchen disasters (+ redemption)

★ part two. *LADIES AND KIRISHIMA!

featuring... a date of spite & lessons learned! (+ morn after)

★ part three. NEW YEARS RESOLUTION!

featuring... gym sessions or torture sessions ?!

★ part four. DRUNK WORDS, SOBER THOUGHTS!

featuring... problem: you're drunk. without a ride.

★ EXCLUSIVE CHAPTER. BIRTHDAY SPECIAL!

featuring... plotting & scheming… for bakugou's birthday!

★ part five. TIMEZONE WOES!

featuring... yaoi, an internship abroad, and roach duty! ( soon! )

★ part six. VILLAIN ON THE LOOSE!

featuring... villain attacks and hospital visits (+ realizations) ( soon! )

★ part seven. OTHER HALF!

featuring... ‘mushy shit’, jealousy, and feeling… incomplete? ( soon! )

. . . AND MUCH MORE TBA !

note: there's not much of a solid plot or chronological timeline hehe, all u really need to know is the synopsis above! (there may be written fics for this au at some point - we'll see)

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robby patting ogilvie on the back, reassuring him, after his gross and obvious fuck up that almost killed a patient. only to turn around and tear samira apart for apologizing for the same exact thing? but with arguably less fault?

like yeah, maybe samira should have double checked as a senior resident, but he needs to decide on a tone. if he’s going to be that mad at samira, he needs to be madder at ogilvie. and if he’s going to be that chill with ogilvie, he needs to be chiller with samira.

and then to bring her panic attack back into it? and go on the most hypocritical rant about leaving baggage outside of work? from the mouth of michael fucking robinovitch?

not the first, but probably the most crystal clear representation of robby’s double standards. NO ONE IN THEIR RIGHT MINDS WOULD PREFER OGILVIE TO SAMIRA.

when she says, “maybe i don’t belong here” that needs to be his sign that he is failing as a mentor. i mean, you’re not a good mentor if you pick and choose who to push forward and who to pull down. you’re not a good mentor if you have favorites, based more on the bro network than actual skill or potential.

like i’m not trying to compare whitaker to fucking ogilvie, he’s a sweetheart who deserves the support he gets, but it’s obviously easier for robby to connect with him because he’s a white man.