Big Bad Skelebro

That unique euphoric feeling that entering a video store in the 80s/90s gave you can never be matched with streaming services.

HAHAHAHA holy shit

Ripley's By God, I've Become So Desensitized to The Infinite Parade of New And Ridiculous Ignominies That Comprise Modern Life That You Could Tell Me Anything And I'd Just Be Like "Sure, Fuck It"

Ripley's Jesus, Fuck, Really? Fuck.

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… When has wailord EVER BEEN ACCURATE?? Like literally none of the pokemon are size accurate otherwise it would fuck with the battle perspective.

This post goes around Tumblr every year, and it’s always true. There’s never been an uneventful or boring January.

This image got my friend kicked out of the high school library when we were in 9th grade, because our librarian saw him browsing proto-Funnyjunk and snidely asked him, “Is this something important?” and he said, “Yeah, it’s very important. They be stealing his bucket” and our teacher had to convince her to let him back in

discord broken i will cry now

Holy shit!

The Jedi could just crush the brains of their enemies with the Force instead of engaging into a slow and risky lightsaber battle.