l1teraturen3rd

I DONT CARE if it's a mass of gas or if it's a miasma of plasma. If the sun doesn't CALM DOWN, I will become BOTH!!!

“you should be at the club” i should be a vampire.

ever since i was a little girl i’ve had dreams of becoming an eccentric middle aged man

My husband pointed out (while I was making him sit through Gigantic) that young John Linnell is weirdly reminiscent of young Hugh Laurie. Maybe the mannerisms. Anyway, I wondered whether they were as much contemporaries as my vague mental maths would suggest and discovered that JL is exactly one day younger than HL. Huh.

listening to the same album over and over is good for your health btw

dream job: vampire librarian

vampire librarian except they ask for a history book but you were there so you sit down to personally recount it

the human thinks you’re crazy and you find them rude so you decide to have a little snack during the lecture

they are gay btw

120 minutes theme has to be one of the prettiest songs tmbg never released.

I don’t struggle with vampirism, i’m actually very good at it thank you

i wanna be cool but like … i’m MY definition of cool already… maybe not other people’s though …but i don’t want to change for other people… yk??