I'm A Dancer

Whoops

Repost 3 times every time

a memer needs your help tumblr

technically i’m “interested in men” but im actually not interested in them at all

it would suck being a new immortal. like it’d be 2109 and people would go, “what was it like seeing ancient civilizations rise and fall like that? seeing the pyramids being built? watching the expansion and growth of the new world?” and i’d just be like, “no…no i was born in 1991. so like, wow i’m gonna see some cool stuff, but, i mean i’m not that much older than just a really, really old person, you know? phones were big back then. so big. but only for like ten years, then they got like, as good as they are now. uh. rhinos existed. don’t think i ever saw one in person. cool, good talk.”

even worse, imagine being an immortal who keeps missing stuff. “What was it like seeing the pyramids being built?” “Fuck if I know, I was in Madagascar.” “Oh, okay. Well, how was the Renaissance?” “I fell down a hole in Scotland and people thought I was an enchanted well for four hundred years, it was over by the time I convinced someone to get me out.”

Honestly what the fuck is wrong with people these days….

Another raging homophobic and misogynistic fuckboi who couldn’t stand the thought of there being a female bodily crevice his pathetic dick is not allowed into. Violence against women/members of the LGTBQ community needs to stop.