rummaging for answers in the pages.

how am i supposed to make creative funny text posts when nothing happens in my life at all

you just use a story from sims and pretend it really happened to you

man I ate so healthy today I think I’ll reward myself with a container of frosting

I swear at least five of my two friends don’t like me

FOR THE LAST TIME MOM IM NOT RANDOM im emo

B) on the outside :( on the inside

that time daphine turned out to be a lesbien

GUYS I THINK I FOUND OUT WHY MY DISK TRAY KEEPS EJECTING

you are completely idiot

wikihow is the most useless website ive ever seen in my life

The correct pronunciation of “colonel” is, without exaggeration, the stupidest thing on this planet

more like “how to style your hijab and look like a majestic queen” oh goodness

There’s a lady down my street that does this and every time I see her I tell her how beautiful it looks on her. It really makes both of our days better.

this is gorgeous.

Now this is fashion.

really nothing nicer than someone saying “saw this and thought of you”

getting up at 6:00 am made me realize that 6:00 am isnt a place it is an emotion