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My favorite word on cutthroat kitchen is “deconstructed” because you know it means “I’m shit, everything is shit, someone made me hop on a pogo stick while I cooked. I had no flour. Please have pity.”

My favorite word on cutthroat kitchen is “deconstructed” because you know it means “I’m shit, everything is shit, someone made me hop on a pogo stick while I cooked. I had no flour. Please have pity.”

"I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep."

YOU DID NOT QUOTE SPONGEBOB AND MAKE IT SOUND POETIC AND BEAUTIFUL

#I have spent YEARS of my life thinking this quite was AN ACTUAL POEM#LIKE SOME FUCKING RICHARD SIKEN LEVEL SHIT#AND YOURE TELLING ME#ITS FUCKING S P O N G E B O B#I HAVE PROBABLY UNIRONICALLY REBLOGGED THIS QUOTE AS POETRY#FUCK THIS SHITTY BLUE SITE IM OUT

i was aLL THREE

was this the old superwholock? 

the old superwholock? Nah these shows all have examples of POC and well written diverse woman who do not rely on men to build their character

forever my favourite 

THIS POST HAD ME AT SHAMPOO COMMERCIAL